Bed check

美國影集 / 70年代秀
American sitcom / That ’70s Show / Red Sees Red
©delphy89

Red 進行晚點名巡房, 發現一對子女都很守規矩, 各自在自己的房間準備就寢…

  • Surprise.
  • This is so great. I didn’t know you delivered.
  • Bed check (巡查/晚點名), dumb-ass.
  • Holy crap.
  • No, it is not a bed check. We just wanna say good night – and- and we love you very, very much. What are you doing?
  • Oh, just nailing (釘) his window shut. For his own good.
  • What if there’s a fire?
  • Well, then I guess you can just light your dope (毒品/尤指大麻) with it, dopehead (笨蛋).
  • Donna! Get out.
  • Whoa. Not so fast, Laurie.
  • Oh. Ow! Ow!
  • You idiot (白痴)! Red’s doing bed checks.
  • Bed check.
  • And bless Mommy and bless Daddy and bless Grandma…
  • Oh. Hi, Daddy.
  • Sorry to bother you, kitten.
  • Kelso, get your hand off my ass.
  • It was an accident (意外).
  • Shh!
  • It’s still there.
  • It’s still an accident.
  • Kelso, it’s still there!
  • Yeah.
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Cat’s out of the bag

美國影集 / 追愛總動員
American sitcom / How I Met Your Mother / World’s Greatest Couple
©FOX HIMYM

  • I think I left something on the bookshelf. Whoops. Oh, no, oh, look. Oh, I’m disgusting (噁心).
  • Wow, you’re open about your sexuality (性趣) and that’s one of the reasons I love you. Did I just say that? Oh, well, cat’s out of the bag (秘密洩露). I love you.
  • Whoa, uh Okay, beep, beep. Backing up, um
  • Hi, Barney. Oh!
  • Oh, my God. Are you married? Is this your wife?
  • What? No. Yes!
  • Yes?
  • Yes.
  • You son of a bitch! I can’t believe I let you enter my sacred temple (聖殿).
  • Come on, baby. Please, no. Oh, you don’t understand. What have I done? This is the worst. How could you?
  • You’re not going anywhere.

A Tale of Love

英國影集 / 索恩醫生
UK Television series / Doctor Thorne / Trailer
©Once Upon a Time AV Work

母親奇望藉由 Frank 跟有錢女生結婚, 去改善家中經濟狀況, 全力撮合 Frank 與中年富婆, 希望達成婚事. Frank 萬般不願也得應酬, 想不到與中年富婆相談甚歡…

  • To me, you are my daughter, and any man who has the honor (榮幸) of your love should be the envy (羨慕) of the world.
  • Do you think me so very fair (很正點)?
  • Is the woman who prevents (防止) a man from ruining (毀) himself the one who truly loves him?
  • If you wish to see me happy ever again, marry money!
  • No!
  • You wicked (邪惡) boy!
  • Marry money?
  • That’s it, to marry money.
  • And a pure heart and youth and beauty, I hope you’ll marry them all.
  • Indeed, but there must be money.
  • I am no match for Frank.
  • Lady Arabella and Lady de Courcy are a pair of snobbish (勢利), selfish (自私) old crones (老太婆).
  • Love.
  • I’ll never ask you to marry me again, if you say here and now you did not love me.

Exes

美國影集 / 俏妞報到
American sitcom / New Girl / Exes
©New Girl

  • So, this is the problem. Nick didn’t tell his ex (前度) that we were together, and she found out, and now she’s really, really upset.
  • This is the scariest (最可怕) one yet. It’s just a bunch of (一堆) smiley faces.
  • Okay, um, not to be all guy with a baby, but, uh, exes are really a lot like newborns (新生兒), okay? The burps(打嗝) can be so yucky (噁心), but you know what comes after a burp?
  • What?
  • A big old smile.
  • Aw.
  • What the hell are you talking about?
  • It was a metaphor (比喻), Nick.
  • It was a classic fatherhood metaphor. No, my … my point is you just need to face her and let her get it all off her chest.
  • Oh, I feel like I’ve done that.
  • No, you didn’t. You just talked and talked about nothing for 30 minutes.
  • Okay, look, I know it’s hard. I know that, man. I’m here and I’m hearing it. I mean, when Jess and I did this, I think we cried for, like two days?
  • I mean, at least.
  • But look. Now I have such a good friend, and we talk all the time, and he’s such a good listener.
  • Say what? I can’t hear you.
  • Is this real? You guys saw each other naked (赤裸), and now you’re friends?
  • Yes, it’s the purest (最純淨) form of friendship. Straight Leno and Eubanks (*).
  • I just want to say you’re incredible, and I’m so lucky to have you in my life.

* Eubanks 在 Leno 主持的 “The Tonight Show” 中擔任音樂總監. 兩人為好友.

Sheldon ripped his pants

美國影集 / 生活大爆炸
American sitcom / The Big Bang Theory / The Matrimonial Metric
©Danish Khan

  • Hey. Here’s the sewing kit (針線包) you asked for.
  • Ooh! A minute, 19. Quick.
  • You were timing me?
  • Yes. I am going through a bit of a timing phase. How long will it last? We’ll find out.
  • What did you need the kit for?
  • Oh, um Sh-Sheldon was squatting down (蹲下來) to pick up a fork and he ripped (撕開) his pants.
  • Oh, someone’s gonna be sore (酸痛) tomorrow.
  • Oh, quick thinking. But for future lies, this is as far as I can squat.

Sue and Sean Kiss

美國影集 / 左右不逢源
American sitcom / The Middle / The Christmas Miracle
©ABC Television Network

Sean 為學業成績發愁, 自我懷疑. Sue 百般安慰. 兩人早已互生的情愫, 終於爆出火花…

  • Donahues don’t do this. I’ve always been at the top of my class. Maybe I shouldn’t be a doctor. I just T-The whole semester’s been a struggle (掙扎).
  • Well, yeah, of course it is. It’s supposed to be. It’s medical school. It’s hard. I wouldn’t want a doctor who went to an easy one.
  • But I got C’s. It’s so average (一般). I’ve never been in the middle of the pack (平庸) before.
  • Oh, well, I am all about the middle of the pack. It happens to be my area of expertise (專長). Okay, and here’s what I have learned. You cannot compare yourself to anybody else. You are your own unique (獨特) you. Everyone has their own path.
  • Yeah, but…
  • Okay, look. You once told me I was a very special snowflake (雪花). But you know what? So are you. There is no one else like you. You are gonna be so great. And not because you’re a Donahue, because you’re you.
  • [“WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS” PLAYS]
  • Yep. Sue was right. Miracles (奇蹟) happen every day.

The survival of the species

英國影集 / 巴黎時裝
UK Television series / The Collection / The Deal
©Masterpiece PBS

  • How do you know what women will like?
  • I share their love of romance. Fashion’s goal is to please (取悅) and attract (吸引). Ultimately (最終), a lovely dress leads to a man and a woman coming together and … ensuring the survival (生存) of the species (物種).
  • Well, no offence(沒有惡意), but my mother had six kids and never owned nothing like that. Would’ve made her nervous (不安).
  • Fashion has the power to transform (轉變) us. It’s not so much about who you are but who you want to be. Even those who hate fashion make a statement (表態) with what they wear. If only to say to the world, “I don’t give a damn.”
  • —–
  • Let me introduce you to Marianne. She oversees (監督) evening wear.
  • Wow! That looks like it could walk off with nobody in it.
  • Monsieur likes to challenge (挑戰) me.