美國影集 / 荒唐分局
American sitcom / Brooklyn Nine-Nine / HalloVeen
- I’m so confused (困惑). I don’t know what’s happening right now.
- “I’m so confused I don’t know what’s happening right now,” – title (標題) of your sex tape.”
- Oh, my God, I’m shaking (發抖). ” I’m definitely (肯定) gonna cry,” Title of your sex tape. Wait, is this really happening? Is this part of the heist (搶劫)? If this is part of the heist, I will dump (甩掉) you so hard.
- No, please, Ames, look, it’s really happening, okay? It’s not part of the heist. I promise, this is real.
- It is?
- Yeah. Okay, here it goes. Ames, I love you. I love how smart you are. I love how beautiful you are. I love your face, and I love your butt (屁股). I should’ve written this down first.
- No, no, it’s okay. Go on.
- I love how much you pretend (假裝) to like “Die Hard.”
- I like the second one.
- You don’t have to.
- Yeah. You’re kind, and you’re funny, and you’re the best person I know, and the best detective (警探). Also, for real(s), I love your butt.
- I love yours too.
- Gross (噁心).
- Amy Santiago, will you marry me?
- Jake Peralta, I will marry you.
- I love you so much.
- Hey, jerkos, this little Tramp (?) escaped, so that ought to teach – D – did you just …
- And did you say …