Sergei Skripal – BBC





Touchdown Celebrations to Come

美國廣告 © NFL

  • You wanna work on that thing?
  • Yeah, let’s do it.
  • —–
  • Now I’ve had the time of my life
  • And I owe it all to you
  • So we take each other’s hand
  • ‘Cause we seem to understand the urgency
  • Just remember
  • You’re the one thing
  • I can’t get enough of
  • So I’ll tell you something
  • This could be love because
  • I’ve had the time of my life
  • No I never felt this way before …

Alexa Loses Her Voice

美國廣告 / © amazon
Alexa Loses Her Voice – Amazon Super Bowl LII Commercial

  • In Austin (奧斯汀), it’s 60 degrees with a cha …
  • Alexa?
  • Amazon’s Alexa lost her voice (聲音) this morning …
  • Alexa lost her voice? How’s that even possible.
  • We have the replacements (替代方案) ready, just say the word.
  • Are you sure this is gonna work?
  • Yeah.
  • —–
  • Alexa, show me a recipe (食譜) for a grilled (烤) cheese (起司) sandwich (三明治).
  • Pathetic (可悲)! You’re 32 years of age. And you don’t know how to make a grilled cheese sandwich? It’s name is the recipe, you …
  • —–
  • Alexa, how far is Mars (火星)?
  • How far is Mars? Well, how am I supposed to know? I ain’t ever been there. This guy want to go to Mars. For what? There’s not even oxygen (氧氣) there.
  • —–
  • Alexa, set the mood (製造氣氛).
  • Now setting the mood. You’re in the bush, and you’re just so dirty. And you’re so sweaty. Because it’s hot in that bush.
  • Alexa, re-bush. Re … reboot (重新啟動).
  • —–
  • Alexa, play some country music (鄉村音樂).
  • *Bodak Yellow by Cardi B plays*
  • No, no. Alexa, country music.
  • Ale…
  • *Bodak Yellow by Cardi B still plays*
  • —–
  • Alexa, call Brandon.
  • I’m afraid Brandon is a little tied up (忙碌/無法抽身). But do let me know if there’s anything I can help you with. Jessica? Good boy.
  • —–
  • Thanks guys, but I’ll take it from here (我來接手).